slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles

Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!

by yungcart September 21, 2017

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.

Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020