The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

Russian Castle

The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.

Tonight's my birthday so Rachel has agreed to partake in a Russian Castle with me!

by rodrew December 29, 2018

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

russian chicken

A man called Ricky who just got married to a unicorn

Do you see that Russian chicken with the spot on his head

by Hellslssllssjjs June 20, 2017

russian hotboxing

Russian hotboxing:
Putting a bottle of vodka into a humidifier in order to get drunk

I did some Russian hotboxing with my friends yesterday. I got hella wasted and ruined my humidifier

by Nowhed December 4, 2020