Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid

Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce

by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018

pirate dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.

The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?

by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme

This song is used to display excessive levels of madladdery. It represents all the aspects of being a madlad. This can also be used when someone is doing something very dangerous but looks incredibly like a madlad. Instead of calling for help in this situation, you play the Pirates of The Caribbean Theme

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy! He's surfing on a tsunami!
Person 2: Shit, someone play the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme!

by 3numbers January 5, 2019

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023