poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"

poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above

poop-bandit by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014

poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.

Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.

poop scratch by Randman January 9, 2007

poop dickin' 

The act of obnoxiously yet leaisurely pounding one's fist into one's ass while holding the fist in a clenched fasion, whilst the individual is hunched over with their back arched all the while the audience procures enjoyment.

Jack was poop dickin' while the crowd enjoyed with uproarious laughter.

poop dickin' by Mattey P January 23, 2009

poop de loop 

if you get hurt and you're in front of children and don't want to curse. it just rolls off the tongue.

Girl bangs her arm on the table

GIRL:SH.. i mean POOP DE LOOP! *fake smile*
*little kids giggle*
FRIEND: NICE SAVE.

poop de loop by Funnyfunnyfunnyperson March 15, 2009

Poop Crumbs 

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop

-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better

Poop Crumbs by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009

poop in a box 

The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.

You: What is that?
Me: Its poop in a box silly!

poop in a box by Candy Heart August 6, 2009

poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.

"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."

poop hanger by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018