Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008

Danario Penis

A Very small dark penis

Danario penis is so small and dark

by Rocket league Fanboy February 21, 2017

Penis Boobies

Testicles

Suck my penis boobies!

by Paranoid Conspiracy January 5, 2011

Penis Luigi

A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.

(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.

Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)

"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"

"Penis luigi."

or

"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"

"Penis luigi."

by Speeps March 3, 2010

penis vein

a large vein in the penis area that becomes very noticable when the subject is aroused or in some cases angry

after my boyfriend found out i cheated on him i could see his penis vein

by krista February 22, 2004

fat penis

a way to break an awkward silence in a conversation with friends.

Dave: she has nice skin
Bill: ...
Dave: Fat Penis

by neverdeadxe August 2, 2009

spaghetti penis

1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.

2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.

1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.

2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.

by robulastage May 2, 2010