Turd Pants 

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

Turd Pants by Quokes July 10, 2007

the pants incident 

when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"

amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol

the pants incident by Paddy101 June 11, 2006

jazz pants

noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.

"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"

jazz pants by Kara P December 14, 2008

cabbage pants

somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells

your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.

cabbage pants by hythe home of chav May 7, 2011

Peep your pants

To both pee and poop your pants at the same time.

You were so excited the hot girl knew your name, it made you peep your pants!

Peep your pants by Towchain December 28, 2009

Mr. Happy Pants 

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

Mr. Happy Pants by CrystalB85 March 20, 2007

skid pants

The realisation that everything was better when you were 15, and that you've wasted your life since then, and that having both "Skid Row" and "Pantera" painted on the back of your leather jacket causes school children to shout "Skid Pants" at you

"Skid Pants"

skid pants by Copsey February 4, 2004