Like shit to a blanket

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

Snowing like a banshee

A term used by Elginites (a small town in NE Oregon) to indicate it is snowing really hard.

Son of a buck, I reckon it's snowing like a banshee.

by UWFuzzy October 4, 2016

Built like a church

For one to be built in a way that has ginormous big dick energy.

An individual who may be a church and remains to be a strong member of society.

Jae is built like a church.

by Jaxandme March 1, 2021

Shelded Like a Foldon

When one absolutely sh*ts the bed, in the most humiliating way possible.

He could have dated that supermodel, but instead loudly sharted himself in front of her and her whole family. He really shelded like a foldon.

by NorwegianGuy99 December 14, 2021

Sweating like a lizard

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.

I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard

by Pebbledashedpissflaps August 9, 2021

valid like salad

to be valid, cool, dope =

made by joo

follow him on tumblr

@ mystyledope

(add .tumblr.com after)

jiggy jiggy jiggy, valid like salad !

by vls August 23, 2012

i like beans

A phrase that is shouted during a slight moment of madness or perhaps to bring a swift end to an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Dude I slept with your girlfriend, I'm sorry man."

Guy 2: ..........

Guy 1: "I LIKE BEANS!"

by Dr Bean September 21, 2008