Shelded Like a Foldon

When one absolutely sh*ts the bed, in the most humiliating way possible.

He could have dated that supermodel, but instead loudly sharted himself in front of her and her whole family. He really shelded like a foldon.

by NorwegianGuy99 December 14, 2021

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Built like a church

For one to be built in a way that has ginormous big dick energy.

An individual who may be a church and remains to be a strong member of society.

Jae is built like a church.

by Jaxandme March 1, 2021

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When there is nothing left to be said or the situation has turned awkward after a string of comments on a Facebook status. The person will then "like" the last comment on a status due to the lack of further input on the subject. The last comment however isn't the only one subject to last resort liking.

Person with status: "Just got his new car today! :D"
Person commenting: "Nice!"

Person with status will then "like" the comment made about said status due to the lack of further input that can be made.

Person with status: "Ahh, I see you pulled a last resort like."

by Nickie D December 10, 2010

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that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

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Sweating like a lizard

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.

I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard

by Pebbledashedpissflaps August 9, 2021

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