by @NobbyNuts June 6, 2018

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.
by anonymous March 5, 2024

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022
