Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.

Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.

by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025

Jimmie Aseude

Jimmie Aseude is someone who has a humongous bank.

His bank looking like Jimmie Aseude.

by SimmyJohny March 8, 2022

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

Jimmy

An annoying fag who is also the biggest simp

Bro Jimmys simp for that guy over there

by Jamesisasimp July 31, 2020

Jimmy Hall

The name of the antagonist starred in “In the Dead of Night.” His character is a mentally delusional man. You are tasked to find out his secrets.

“Watch out around the corner for Jimmy Hall.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

Jimmy Intercourse

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Ronald Reagan.

You know who the best musician is? Jimmy Intercourse.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024