Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it

Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob

by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022

Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.

I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes

BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!

by Rhaewaffles March 08, 2020

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite

Jacob's mah home boi

by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019

Jacob

A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.

Jacob pleases all the ladies

by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024

Jacob

The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.

Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool

by A2bucks June 29, 2021