January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person

Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them

by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 14

Give a hoodie to a friend.

"Here you go. Why'd you give me your hoodie? Its January 14th."

by larsenersej January 13, 2022

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

by lala3690 October 16, 2019