january 7th

send levi a tiddie pic day

by sending levi a tiddie pic on january 7th

by jdjijannvhuh January 6, 2022

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

January 30th

National End Your Edging Streak Day

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!

by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024

january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

January 15

For the ladies!! Its national wear a thong day and send it to your boyfriend/husband 😉

1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋

by katrinapetrova4578 January 14, 2022

January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.

January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY

by him..<3 January 8, 2022