kink bar

Johan he is kinky and a crunch bar

Johan: I'm very kinky and also a crunch bar and a kink bar

by Ur momololol October 15, 2018

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018

Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

Bar Mitzvah

Jewish celebration

Went to Don's Bar Mitzvah.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

paki bar

The old slang name for penguin bars.

“May I have a paki bar Tim.”

“Sure you may have a penguin bar.”

by Smokey witch November 6, 2018

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017