ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood”

friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu

by brebre_1 March 9, 2024

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.

I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.

by Disco808 July 23, 2024

Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.

Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

A Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.

“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”

by Boba755 May 20, 2024

slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 8, 2024