Southern Asian

somebody who is from the southeast of Asia but are not part of the "Asian" race

Asian Includes southwest and western Asia

Southern Asian India, Pakistan, Afghanistan,Iran, Turkmenistan,Uzbekistan,Iraq,\
Syria, Yemen, Omen, Saudi Arabia and Smaller Country's Bordering them

by indo boi July 23, 2010

Asian

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022

Asian Parents

The living example of hell for children.

Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.

"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."

by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022

Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.

Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts

by Kabby951 June 27, 2023

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019

Asian sweat

When a Asian sweats while being a caculator.

When a Asian sweat is doing math and sweats while being a caculator.

by bigmac234 February 28, 2024

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023