texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.
"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."
by Rick January 24, 2005
Get the texas two hitter mug.

Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam
by The Cronicle January 05, 2012
Get the Southern Texas Door Jam mug.

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.
Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!
by Tdawg May 17, 2015
Get the South Texas Mud Packer mug.

muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018
Get the muddy Texas winged prodding mug.

Big Texas cinnamon roll

I can't believe I just got hit in the face with a big texas cinnamon roll, these things are really good - @claywash33
by Idkgabba May 07, 2019
Get the Big Texas cinnamon roll mug.

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman
Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!
by Woody Thomas April 29, 2006
Get the hotter than Texas in July mug.
A great medium-sized school centered in the DFW Metroplex. The population of the campus is diverse, not only in ethnicities, but in religions, backgrounds and beliefs. To refute the previous UTA definition, as an engineering major I can assure all that no where near 95% of the engineering school is Indian. I would in fact like to argue that less than 50% of the school is Indian, let alone Asian.
You are sure to find people who share you interests and the campus is very inviting as a whole. The engineering and nursing programs are quite good and tuition is not very high. Also by next year (2011), we are to be a smoking-free campus.

I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.
Anthony: Courtney, I want to go to a college in the city that can show me people from all backgrounds and ethnicities. Yet I do not want the college to be too large and intense.

Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.

Anthony: What college?

Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!
by UTA Maverick! October 10, 2010
Get the University of Texas at Arlington (UTA) mug.