egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018

egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018

Versace eggs sack

A man's balls/testicles

She kicked me in my Versace eggs sack.

by Markovic December 20, 2021

rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

by MuddyBottoms October 6, 2020

catch the runny egg

When a man plays with a women’s boobs like a runny egg yolk

Look John is playing a game of catch the runny egg give him some space.

by Tbean15 January 7, 2018