Word salad

When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 05, 2022
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Salad thrower

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.
He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.
by Shoffm89 August 05, 2018
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punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
by batht March 26, 2018
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Salading

Shouting random incorrect answers during a quiz night in order to mislead opponents.
-I've heard them saying it's Jacob Rees Mogg's son.
-Be careful, they may be salading.
by L_Bishes November 06, 2019
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 08, 2019
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Caribbean Cuck salad

A male that watches his home get his salad tossed by a cross dressing lady boy
Yo dave I'm gonna go do a quick Caribbean cuck salad real quick, hold my beer
by Sir not even a chicken duck November 14, 2021
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Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.
She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.
by Nigel tallywhacker May 21, 2023
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