have a cow

As in when a person will be extremely upset, angry, or suprised about something

Bob: Hey, did you hear about how Fred's house got bulldozed over while he was on vacation?

Joe: Yeah, he's going to have a cow when he finds out!

by AlmostNinja October 28, 2010

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I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

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pulling a clinton

(V) 1. Fucking up bad. Tantamount to having a huge lead and somehow blowing it (no pun intended).
2. Refers to Hillary Clinton's loss of a 20 point National Lead to competitor Barack Obama, costing her--most likely--the Democratic Nominee.

aka: Pulling a Hillary

Abe: Zach, you suck at basketball
Zach: Fuck you dude, you know had that thing locked-in 10-5 until I started pulling a Clinton and let you score 6 points in a row.

Zach: Did you hear about Sleek?
Jeff: No, what happened?
Zach: Sleek just totaled his car and is currently indicted
Jeff: Oh, shit! I thought he had a new job and was finally straighting out; he just pulled a fat Clinton at life.

by Thizzmasta707 February 12, 2008

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CHOKE A COLA

1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.

Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA

by Mikial Muzio April 4, 2007

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pwn on a cob

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

by not something geeky April 23, 2007