portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

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Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

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A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the

Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

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Douche Liner

When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.

My ex is the Captain of the S.S. Douche Liner, it's nothing but drama and trouble with him.

by smartass76 November 8, 2014

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