donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.

in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

swamp donkey

a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass

I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.

by Mr.rambow October 4, 2009

Swamp donkey

A young lady of particular ugliness.

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.

by rtc1588 March 1, 2007

floppy donkey

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.

Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!

by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013

donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.

I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.

by Opi071694 December 11, 2010

wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Moroccan donkey cart

The act of a female nesting her behind on your grimace and then gyrates her ass while you then violently thrust your face in to her nether region.

Hey baby! You trying to sit on my face then maybe Ill hit you up with a Moroccan donkey cart

by Dr face sitter September 30, 2010