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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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8:09

I wz ther 4 a moment ⏳
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩

So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose
i guess my life wuz stripped awy frm me 🃏

In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨

Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus
by Bobbert665 April 5, 2025
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.8.Potential.8.

.8.Potential.8.
.8.Potential.8.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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8 December

Cuddle your gf/bf on a sofa
At your house or hers on 8 December
by # yeah boy December 7, 2021
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8

You are useless and deserve suffering. Get this stupid, motivational, hopey-dopey, high and mighty bullshit, off this website.

With regards,
The inventor of this shit
Cunt.
8
Jshejejej
by The_Inventor_ June 28, 2024
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April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.
Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...
by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022
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july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis
Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*
by markiplier37 July 8, 2024
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