National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus

Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.

by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

Ass Fuck

An annoying little cunt that gets on your nerves constantly, much like a younger sibling. A genuinely retarded being that has no fucking intelligence and is better off dead.

This kid John is such an ass fuck, I hope he burns in hell.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019

ass aperture

The anus of a person.

Damn did that ass aperture take new pictures?

by photolographer February 4, 2021

Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015