EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.
Person2: Failed my ass!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?
Person2: Because my ass said so.
Person1: I say that the computer failed.
Person2: Failed my ass!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?
Person2: Because my ass said so.
by Dxrky May 31, 2022
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
by lilartemis February 12, 2021
*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*
“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023
a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.
"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."
by erinexorcist February 25, 2023
The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017
The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.
by ruskisavage April 29, 2016