dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect

Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015