I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty

Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok

by deep fried potato December 7, 2021

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

devenomize my milksnake

To jerk ones cock off until they ejaculate

Randolph: Bro remember that bitch Ashley, the one with the fatty?

Givo: That bih ran through bruh i pushed that bih off me when she tried to devenomize my milksnake

by SlimyIguana April 14, 2021

popping my kernels

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

by CyberHusker August 29, 2022

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016