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Icicle Ass

When someone cums in your asshole and it drips down like an icicle
Dude look at that cum dripping down Joey's ass. Wow he's got an icicle ass
by meghanm988 June 17, 2023
mugGet the Icicle Assmug.

Ass razz

I pissed Tom Gould off so he ass razzed me.
by Thetrav May 7, 2019
mugGet the Ass razzmug.

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
mugGet the Mad Ass-Hattermug.

Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass
Your an ass monkey
by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019
mugGet the Ass Monkeymug.

ass baking

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"
by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017
mugGet the ass bakingmug.

bitch ass nigga

a nigga that’s a whole bitch, talk shit about girls they actually wanna be with. BITCHY ASS NIGGA. SHIT TALKER. and insecure asf
by REALA$$BITCHHHH August 8, 2023
mugGet the bitch ass niggamug.

Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
mugGet the Ass Clownerymug.

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