waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022

skin waffle

When someone presses someone else’s testicles in between their thighs.

That skin waffle hurt so good last night, may I have seconds...?

by Hellatru March 16, 2019

waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

by cutmybumcheeks October 26, 2017

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024

Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022