Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

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glue waffle

a messy creampie

I started cumming inside her and halfway through, I pulled out and gave her a GLUE WAFFLE, I came so much all over her pussy!

by FunKnee August 24, 2017

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Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

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Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

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Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

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