Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.

Fuck Tree Masters!

by prodwc November 1, 2022

Tree huggerr

A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.

First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.

While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.

by Tony T-shirt May 8, 2025

tree

tree.

Tree.
Yes, Tree.

by Tree is tall July 31, 2021

Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down

Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE

by Flipthetable March 12, 2022