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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.
Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.
by hsoms rob May 16, 2019
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Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
mugGet the Roberto Saladmug.

Suddenly Salad

brings you the taste of summer all year long with convenient and fresh pasta and deli salads.
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by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
mugGet the Suddenly Saladmug.

Spin the salad

1) A very advanced technique for eating asshole (subdivision of tossing the salad) where the “spinner” moves from oral activity at the vagina, and runs their tongue up to the butthole over the victim’s (salad’s) skin and rotates their tongue in fast circular motion around the anus.
2) To dilly dally
“Asians girls really like it when you spin the salad on them”
“Ok, you can stop spinning the salad”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.
"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"
by anonymous November 26, 2020
mugGet the Pimp Saladmug.

pounding a salad

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015
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