Shutter home

A bored wino housewife

While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.

by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025

Home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone)

Correct!

Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2025

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

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Is a person who is bored.

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by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024

stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.

Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence

by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017

Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024