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Matthew

The coolest man you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane
by anonymous July 28, 2021
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Matthew

Greatest man alive!! He is superior!! THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD.
“Come together Mathews we are stronger as one. Matthew is superior
by Matthews are superior October 26, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.
by anonymous May 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!
by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022
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Matthew

an NPC.
wow look at that matthew!
by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022
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Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares
Wow, I've never wanted to finger my self more. Matthew is really awesome
by Phatbonnersixtyniner November 14, 2019
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matthew

matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad
"i love matthew hes so athletic and strong and handsome"
by 1plate May 15, 2023
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