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Jew ice

Yo bro hes one of those Jew ice people
by Luvlttrs4geozz June 27, 2023
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Jew

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew
by yeh boi 126987 March 4, 2022
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bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018
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Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.
Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you
by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025
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Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011
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Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.
"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."
by Goot Poot May 19, 2018
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