Butt sexing

The act of having sexual intercourse in the butt.
The act of having anal sex.
Joe's new desktop background is a black man butt sexing a penguin.
by Bob O'connor March 12, 2006
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Butt Pirate

Someone who plunders butts.
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.
by zd18 February 15, 2009
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Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.
I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.
by habanaro May 26, 2010
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booger butt

when you blow your nose on toilet paper first and then wipe your butt with it and the boogers get stuck in your butt and when you fart a snot bubble comes out.
person 1: is it wrong to wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper you blew your nose with?
person 2: nah man, that just makes you a booger butt.
by booogerbutt December 20, 2009
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butt rot

The unconfortable itchy feeling in the anus usually after a terrible wiping experience
Brock: So how'd that deuce go?

Pierce: Awful, it was one of those craps that took 150 wipes. My anus will be itching in no time

Brock: That sucks, your gonna get butt rot
by BS Man February 12, 2006
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smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area
by max March 23, 2004
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butt-mud

the primary mortar ingredient found in the crack of the ass, used as the cement to hold dingleberries together.
mom to child: make sure you wipe the butt-mud out of your crack
by Snarfer January 03, 2006
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