blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

by purple_swagger March 1, 2012

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.

example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.

by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009

shit script

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor

King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting

by Beanerous Brokus I June 1, 2006

unorthodox shit

Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.

Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!

by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017