A Slice of Sexy Cake 

A sexy person; a sexy beast.

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.

A Slice of Sexy Cake by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

the sexy struggle 

when you struggle so hard, that it's sexy

most effective while listening to rap

can make a man/woman instantly fall in love with you

Linus- "why does that dancing girl look like shes going to pass out?"
Stella- "because she's struggling and its sexy, its the sexy struggle"

the sexy struggle by saltnpeppershere February 28, 2009

Educationally sexy 

When someone is so smart it turns people on

Clara: * A plussing away
Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
Clara: Woww, your sexy in everyway possible!
Matt: i love you.

Educationally sexy by iloveclara September 16, 2009

Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

Textbook Sexy by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

stupidly sexy 

Someone so unbelievably sexy; its just ridiculous the amout of sex that drips off them; someone so sexy its absolutely stupid how sexy they are

Josh was looking so stupidly sexy the other night, I couldn't help but fantasize about all the dirty things I wanted to perform on him; Everyone wants to fuck a stupidly sexy man

stupidly sexy by Goddess of Love xoxo November 10, 2013

April 18th is national sexy jama day 

It is sexy boy name jama he can pull any girl and he is very very cool and smart and good at soccer and he will take ur girl watch out

April 18th is national sexy jama day Beacsue he is sexy guy with a big dick that simple

April 18th is national sexy jama day by Yourboi_kfc October 15, 2019

Ginger sexy talk

Two gingers having phone sex

Ginger Jim: What are you wearing?
Ginger Jane: Lots and lots of sunscreen.
Ginger Jim: Oh that's some good ginger sexy talk.

Ginger sexy talk by awesomegingermatchmaker October 20, 2009