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Internet-margin rule 

Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.
Always remember the internet-margin rule...always
Internet-margin rule by ninety2 January 25, 2010
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"48-hour" rule 

The "48-hour" Rule is the law that protects gamers who have recently purchased a new game from getting pulled away for matters that are not important. This list includes, but is not limited to chores, social functions, walking the dog, or other responsibilities.

To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.

This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.

Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.

NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
Spouse: Hey, it's your day to do the dishes and take out the trash.

Gamer: "48-hour" rule, sorry.
"48-hour" rule by Atrayeus April 2, 2017
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bowerman rule 

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
bowerman rule by ocon April 8, 2007

Columbus Rule 

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.
Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.

Two Day Rule 

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
Two Day Rule by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014
The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.
Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.

Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?

Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.
7/11 rule by NinjaHolla June 28, 2009

Red Cup Rule 

The main rule is this: If you are underage and drinking at a party, good deal. The point at which the rule applies is when you go to put pictures of that night on Facebook or any other social networking site. If you or anyone underage is holding a red cup, don't post it. Future employers and people's parents don't need photographic evidence. "Nobody believes it's just soda in your Solo cup."
Me: Damn John, yall got wasted last night.

John: I know man, put those pictures up on fb!

Me: Sorry bro, red cup rule. I don't need your mom bitching at me again.
Red Cup Rule by xCMx May 26, 2011