cunt pirate

Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.

Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.

by InglishMajor October 29, 2012

pirate lock

A cockblock

Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"

by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015

pirates

pilots with a lisp

pirates are just pilots with a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 4, 2022

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
I

I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.

by chipbully November 2, 2014

pirate dance

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.

Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.

by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025