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Palestine

A small country in middle east that actually exists unlike pathetic israel that pretends to be a country.
Palestine will be free from zionism
by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024
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Palesite

A foreigner with no stake in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine deciding to virtue signal on behalf of the Palestinian side through often obnoxious and sometimes threatening behaviour towards random people on the internet, these unreasonable actions can range from spamming the term "Free Palestine" under every single social media post they come across whether or not the post is relevant to the conflict at all, and harassing anyone who asks them to stop doing so, to gathering in groups and organising protests, riots and engaging in acts of public disturbance by blocking roads, highways while holding Palestinian flags and shouting anti Jewish/Israeli slogans and even beating members of the public whom they believe to be Jewish in some cases.
A - Oh my god, B, look at this, yet another "free palestine" comment!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024
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Paleshitians

Denizens of a fake terrorist country who are depicted by their overlords the terrorist group Hamas who run the Gaza strip to be poor, suffering all because of Israel, and in need of "help" and "aid" by the global far left movement of "palesites", but in reality have no one to blame but themselves for their current plight as it was them who voted to elect Hamas into power to represent them despite the fact that Hamas's founding charter says they aim to commit genocide against Jewish people and destroy the state of Israel. This means that hypocritically, while Paleshitians and their Paleshite advocates cry and wail about supposed "genocide" being committed against them by Israel, they elected a terrorist group that openly and loudly proclaims ACTUAL genocide in their founding documents.
A - Hey, i want to know more about Israel v Palestine, can you get me up to speed?
B - Sure, what you have to understand is the Paleshitians, the people who live their lie about everything.
A - Really? What do they lie about?
B - Well, they lie about being victims of "genocide" while their terrorist overlords Hamas commits actual genocide against Jewish citizens of Israel, they lie about being their fake country being occupied by Israel who built their country on supposedly "stolen Arab land" despite having stolen the land from hebrews (jewish people) thousands of years ago snd occupying it under the Ottomans for hundreds of years. They lie about foreign aid being given to feed them but in reality they willingly starve and allow Hamas to steal aid packages and food shipments from them to feed terrorist fighters and launder donations to fund their founder's lavish lifestyle in Qatar.

B - Wow, these Paleshitians are truly scum.
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024
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Palestiened

Starting a fight losing and then acting like a victim
You got Palestiened when he attacked you and then he got hurt
by 3rez January 21, 2024
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Palestined

When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.
Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!

Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!
by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024
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Palestined

When someone builds a false narrative in is mind, and force you to believe it
This my land I'm a Palestinian, hey bro belive me you are palestined
by Koko bambini January 23, 2024
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Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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