Bad Moon

When you go to moon someone and there is shit on your ass

OH NO was mooning someone and it turned into a Bad Moon

by Mahbobeh May 27, 2023

jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants

Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 01, 2021

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.

Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!

by LowerCasel September 05, 2021

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 26, 2024

Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.

Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.

by Imam Thurman March 01, 2015

moon boi

Someone who can't go more than 4 seconds without shouting "dogEcOin tO tHe mo0n"

you : Hi my name is sarah, nice to meet you
moon boi: bro u need to buy shiba german shepherd terrier coin, its about to go to the moon
you: fuck off, moon boi

by moonboi42069 September 25, 2021