Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

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barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

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Located outside, trees are long prices of wood called trucks and have leaves on the top depending on the different type of tree. Most trees will change their leaf color during the fall and lose them during the winter. They have roots that reach into the ground to keep the tree standing. Trees produce oxygen. They are very common.

These are trees:
🌳 🌲

Guy 1: Hey, what’s that thing coming out of the ground?

Guy 2: That’s just a tree!

by anonymous January 26, 2022

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