how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Katherine Howe

The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.

Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.

by Lalalalalaloveyou May 20, 2019

That's how I roll

Saying its your way of doing stuff

Dude, you did that so fast!

Yeah, That's how I roll.

by I'm a Thea June 18, 2016

Billy Howe

Billy Howe is the name if the most amazing guy in the world, he may have not have a girlfriend but he wants one. He seems to fall in love with either people who no one likes or someone everyone wants to date

Billy Howe is just awesome

by Honeydew1234 November 18, 2014

How to typ

This is not google but press e it’s simple

You: how to type e on my keyboard?
Me: just fucking press e

by Duuxling January 14, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

Blue text moment?!????. Watermelon Sugar 🥱🥱😳😳😳

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

by dr4g August 30, 2021

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020