ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

by James P Stark October 16, 2025

Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025