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Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.
Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!
by Mr. Enderman December 26, 2021
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Sukkamehu gamer

Sukkamehu gamer on olio joka asuu sinun sängyn alla ja tykkää cocacolasta, pringleseistä ja kaakaosta
Sukkamehu gamer is a furry
by Sukkakaappi123 October 4, 2020
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Gamer's stomach

When you play games all day and get sick to your stomach as a result.
I can't eat I got a bad case of Gamer's stomach.
by ghomozula August 3, 2017
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gamer

Originally meant someone who likes to play games, typically video games, as a hobby. But nowaday, the term has mutated into a word used to describe LGBTphobic people on Internet, even if these don't necessarily play video games.
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Gamer Kitty

a luh bih who wear dem headphones w kitty ears.

she got that WAP no DEW.
While you where on the boat, I got groovy with the Gamer Kitty.
by DURRBABY January 6, 2023
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