Organic Douche

One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.

Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."

by FrankNoWar January 20, 2014

douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Douche Stank

The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.

Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.

by onyxfire May 22, 2014