Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 9, 2018

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Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

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cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018

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thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.

Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.

by holmesd March 7, 2019

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