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Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
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christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
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Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake
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Christian

Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
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A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.
I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?
by Schnodi August 15, 2022
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Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?
by Dumb thoughts... May 1, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
Christian you greasy lebo come here.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
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