Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

Faggitine Delicious Apple

1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place

1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?

by Monsieur Madeline May 28, 2009

Popped her apple

To take a girls oral virginity.

"Dude i totally popped her apple last night!"
"You get some ass last night?" - " Well...i totally popped that bitch's apple"

"The poor man's cherry"

by Jim Platner March 28, 2008

Bone Apple Tea

A French word for real ass niggas who know the babe is out there

Made a birthday dinner for myself!! Bone Apple tea!!

by Ankwondonbon August 22, 2016

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

apple stem

Heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after anal intercourse.

An apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. Feces is deposited into the urethra of the male fudge packer (usually during heavy packing). The male fudge packer then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.

by mace t September 8, 2006