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Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022
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copper candy

The police handed out some copper candy to the bank robbers.
by Powerslug March 11, 2024
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candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013
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CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
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sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing
Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it
by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021
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Candi

has few friends, but they mean so much to her even though she doesn’t always show it. quite secretive about her emotions and candi can get moody quite easily. but when you become friends with her, trust me. you won’t regret it!! deep down below the grump, there is a pure kindhearted soul
candi,, an angel and a devil in one
by lilfoxy.co November 9, 2019
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candy bar

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper
That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars
by khadijah1 May 9, 2020
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